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when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

Connor Ball at The One Show Music Festival, London, September 1st (source)


Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide


Pretty Little Hanna Montana

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"


Imagine this, okay. It’s November 22, 1963. You’re at home, you just got done doing the dishes and you decide to sit on the sofa and watch an infomercial because really there’s not much else on and you don’t care for As The World Turns. So you’re minding your own business, maybe getting bored of these women talking about having special zippers on these garments and you pull out the newspaper to start reading the front article. But just as you glance down from the TV, the picture goes screwy. You’ve never seen anything like it, what was happening? Is it the antenna? Is your television on the fritz? You have no idea for five seconds.

Then a man comes on, out of breath, reporting that the president was cut down by an assassin’s bullets.

Besides this being the first alert released about president John F. Kennedy’s assassination, this video is also historical for being one of the first recorded instances of breaking news


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone